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What kind of self-entitled narcissistic douche bag would I be if I didn’t try to out-do that other Murphy? A fairly standard one, probably. That's not the point.

I'm not really sure what the point is. Here: read this.

Murphy’s Chaos
Everything goes right when it no longer matters. Corollaries
  1. Nothing goes right at a time of opportunity.
  2. Going right and opportunity are mutually exclusive.
Murphy's Law
If it can go wrong, It’s my fault. Corollaries
  1. I didn’t do it.
Murphy’s Ultimate Law
Irony happens.