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...of Love

I have stripped these laws of the “Murphy’s” part. That these are Murphy’ Laws is apocryphal. From the habits of the common stupid person, finding something similar to something else and naming it that is just how it’s done. “Weird Al” Yankovic deals with this all the time, where any parody is somehow attributed to him.

Laws of Love
  1. All the good ones are taken.
  2. If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason (corollary to 1).
  3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
  4. Brains × Beauty × Availability = Constant.
  5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
  6. Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
  7. The best things in the world are free — and worth every penny of it.
  8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
  9. Nice guys (girls) finish last.
  10. If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
  11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.